allyouaretomeisdeadskin:

seriously such a great idea

(Source: alethiosaur)

iampox:

Ten pictures that will make you love advertising

unclefather:

we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy

iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

(Source: babygirleady)

"I can write slogans. I mean, how hard can it be, right?

(Source: mondler-addict)

twinkletarsals:

why is your dog zaboomafoo 

twinkletarsals:

why is your dog zaboomafoo 

(Source: memewhore)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops cant get him. he’s too powerful

tyleroakley:

adirtylilsecret:

BITCH THAT WAS SHADE DOWNNNNNNN

SHE WENT IN.

tyleroakley:

adirtylilsecret:

BITCH THAT WAS SHADE DOWNNNNNNN

SHE WENT IN.

(Source: backofthejazzbus)

janemba:

the-kanye-fest:

janemba:

the-kanye-fest:

I don’t hate homosexuals, but if they want equality why do they shit on straights and think they’re better than them?

Because we are and soon your kind will be extinct and we will dump glitter over your graves

Why did you have to go and get this post noticed

it pleases me to watch the straights suffer till their last breath 

vaspim:

How do some people sit in class with that much ass crack out and not know

perfumeandpancakes:

ellen degeneres can host my funeral

sterekmess:

sterekmess:

how fucked up is it that so many men associate periods and menstruation with women “acting shitty” towards them because of pms,when women are literally the ones who go through actual pain because of the whole thing? 

I mean, dude, this is so not about you. grow up and get over yourself.

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shhhhh dickwad, I’m a guy

Straight:My cake is chocolate.
Gay:My cake is vanilla.
Bisexual:My cake is chocolate and vanilla.
Transgendered:My cake may have vanilla frosting but its a chocolate cake inside.
Pansexual:My cake has both vanilla and chocolate frosting and vanilla and chocolate inside.
Homophobia:Only chocolate cakes can be eaten.
Asexual :I don't enjoy cake

mass-destruction:

phantomdoodler:

mass-destruction:

"Sometimes I eat things!"

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"Sometimes I eat too many things”

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eating too many things?

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there is no such thing as eating too many things

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gasp

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pizzaforpresident:

jmemad:


"Your pockets are full. Do you want to swap it out or let it go?"


this needs to stop

pizzaforpresident:

jmemad:

"Your pockets are full. Do you want to swap it out or let it go?"

this needs to stop